Quadratic equation in LOLCODE

Example for versions loljs 1.1
HAI
  HOW DUZ I SQRT X
    I HAS A X_N ITZ 10
    I HAS A LIMIT ITZ 100
    I HAS A COUNTER ITZ 0
    IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR COUNTER WILE COUNTER SMALLR THAN LIMIT
      I HAS A TERM ITZ QUOSHUNT OF X AN X_N
      TERM R SUM OF X_N AN TERM
      TERM R QUOSHUNT OF TERM AN 2
      X_N R TERM
    IM OUTTA YR LOOP
    FOUND YR X_N
  IF U SAY SO

  I HAS A AC
  GIMMEH AC
  AC IS NOW A NUMBR
  BOTH SAEM AC AN 0, O RLY?
    YA RLY
      VISIBLE "Not a quadratic equation."
    NO WAI
      I HAS A BC
      GIMMEH BC
      BC IS NOW A NUMBR
      I HAS A CC
      GIMMEH CC
      CC IS NOW A NUMBR
      I HAS A D ITZ DIFF OF PRODUKT OF BC AN BC  AN PRODUKT OF 4 AN PRODUKT OF AC AN CC
      BOTH SAEM D AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
          VISIBLE SMOOSH "x = " QUOSHUNT OF BC AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC
        NO WAI
          BOTH SAEM 0 AN SMALLR OF 0 AN D, O RLY?
            YA RLY
              VISIBLE SMOOSH "x1 = " QUOSHUNT OF SUM OF BC AN SQRT D AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC
              VISIBLE SMOOSH "x2 = " QUOSHUNT OF DIFF OF BC AN SQRT D AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC
            NO WAI
              D R PRODUKT OF D AN -1
              VISIBLE SMOOSH "x1 = (" QUOSHUNT OF BC AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC ", " QUOSHUNT OF SQRT D AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC ")"
              VISIBLE SMOOSH "x2 = (" QUOSHUNT OF BC AN PRODUKT OF -2 AN AC ", " QUOSHUNT OF SQRT D AN PRODUKT OF 2 AN AC ")"
          OIC
      OIC
  OIC
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